I just totally beasted the FUCK outta that swine flu shit. Sure, I was freezing my balls off and sweating bullets at the same time, but I just gave that virus an antiviral skullfucking it's not forgetting anytime soon. It's times like this that despite all the horrible AIDS jokes I make, (for those of you who aren't aware, it stands for Anally Injected Death Sentence) I'd like to personally give a shout out to all those poor immune-system lacking bastards out there. That shit sucks, big time. I know it's kinda selfish, but it does give me some serious perspective on how well I've got it, even when life seems like a complete pile of shit.

Props to the big man up there for not sticking me in Somalia or Iraq, or any of that shit. And if you're reading this too, I don't ever want to hear you bitch and moan about how fucked up your life is because guess what? You have INTERNET ACCESS. That in itself shows just how much worse you could have it.

Peace out and have a good one, my niggas.